The Currency of Aggravation

While waiting for my crappy work PC to copy some Excel data onto a Google Doc spreadsheet (why does it take you so long, crappy PC?), I like to browse through the 1000s of unread blog posts on my RSS reader. And sometimes, I get to read more than the headlines before the crappy PC hangs. And today, I came across a line that just seemed so appropriate for Crappy Thursday Evening Traffic* on the westside in LA that I had to share it**.

“It’s a currency of aggravation that gathers value with incredible ease.”
–A Customer Service Assistant on the London Underground (via the Going Underground blog)

So true. So apropos.


*TM City of Los Angeles, home to many other crappy times of traffic, but especially on Thursday evenings.

**What do you do when you come across an interesting quote on the interwebs? Bookmark it? Stick it on del.icio.us? Blog it? If it’s on my RSS reader, I’ll star or tag it, but that doesn’t cover non-RSS feeds. I used del.icio.us for a while but gave up when it kept making me re-logon on my crappy work PC.

Dystonic Dystopia

Apologies for the choppiness of the following post. It has sat in the Drafts folder for too many months, and just needs to be out there in the cyber world gathering a different type of pixellated dust than nagging me every time I log on.


At the pre-concert lecture for the third installation of the Concrete Frequency series, I was very amused to hear an anecdote of how in the early days of film, because of the way copyright worked then, photos were printed of individual stills. And these photographs survived while the nitrate-based film rotted away. And animation technology then had to be used to reanimate the individual stills. Amazing! Retro-tech…

The Concrete Frequency series was the brainchild of David Robertson, whose aim was to create a visual and aural impression of urban life. Very appropriately, my friend (who kindly chummed a P-less me) and I had a short walking tour (visual: check! aural: check! nasal: check!) of the neighbourhood before the concert, having misjudged how quickly the 10 moves on a Sunday afternoon (yes, I attended a Sunday matinée concert; I am officially OLD). Having only been in Downtown LA a handful of times in the day, it finally occurred to me how ridiculous the Angels Flight railway looks from above. I’d only seen it from near the Central Market before, and always thought it continued beyond my viewpoint from below. Something else faintly surreal was the complete lack of people outside of the WDCH, Music Centre and MOCA complex. This part of Downtown LA is completely dead outside of working hours, just like Canary Wharf and possibly every other business district in the world. It’s kind of sad when you think of the hustle and bustle around, say, the Jewelry [sic] District or even Little Tokyo. The demographic segregation is more apparent to me here than, say, Westwood, where it’s just students vs everyone else. LA is a funny little city…

The whole point of dragging myself eastwards on a Sunday afternoon was to see Concrete Frequency I, which opened with a pre-WWII urban planning film about how life in America was changing as more people moved to the cities, and when suburban living was put forth as a utopia where village life could continue in the presence of the concrete jungle. It was, to current eyes, a rather naïve view of the future, but ultimately optimistic. The film was scored by Aaron Copland, who paired busy strings and woodwinds with the speed of walking and eating in the city, and contrasted that with an idyllic soundscape to sell the idea of boys cycling to school in the country-like suburbs. I really liked what Copland did, even if it was a bit fantastical. However much of a realist I am, I still love how others can dream of a Utopia even if they know deep down that it is unattainable. There was, despite the frustration that modern life was too furious, an underlying feeling of hope in the music. Perhaps this motif is also present in other very modern works but I have been too negative to hear it.

An eclectic program, including a composition by Frank Zappa, followed. I have to confess to zoning out on Dupree’s Paradise. My attention span is somewhat like an OAP’s on a Sunday afternoon – in desperate need of a nap. Crumb’s Haunted Landscape was, unsurprisingly, an eerie piece, evoking for me the feel of a Chinese cemetery at night: not scary, but other-worldly. Nothing insightful to say about that piece either. As with Varèse’s Amérique, I was too captivated by the enormous range of percussion to pay any attention to the big picture. I noticed it was noisy, but was way too taken with the sleigh bells to care about anything else.You may despair of my phillistine nature. I don’t care; sleigh bells are my next instrument to get.

Fast forward to the end of the week, missing out the weekday pop interludes, for Concrete Frequency III, the world premiere of a music and video collaboration between Michael Gordon and Bill Morrison – Dystopia.

Dystopia opens as its name suggests, a mess of noise flying at you no time to stop for a breather all instruments are go but no one tune reigns supreme and alongside it runs a frenetic movie of the rubble from demolished buildings being sorted into piles of categorised crap by a team of face-masked workers who spend all day picking out their responsible material from the conveyor belt of rubbish. But slowly, as the piece moves on, motifs from each section of the orchestra can be discerned. The percussion plays the theme of build-up and pause of traffic flow – the typical scene on an over-crowded freeway. Archival footage showed that even as far back as the 60s, traffic jams were the norm. Not much has changed then. There was even footage of the Angels Flight railway in its heyday: ferrying people (through buildings!) to the top of Bunker Hill.

Footage of traffic coming and going on Bunker Hill, where WDCH is located in Downtown LA, was at times accompanied by a wash of flowing music. But as P pointed out, when percussion joined in, the eyes would then pick out individual cars and trucks. And instead of a constant stream, one could see punctuations. For me, this was true of Dystopia. Every now and again your senses were allowed to recover from the loudness, and you could pick out the motifs, the punctuation, the punctate bursts of chord changes more reminiscent of rock music than classical. The basses were joined by an electric bass, tying in to their role as the chord holders for the orchestra in that rock sense. This may be the first contemporary composition that I feel capable of understanding and enjoying.

…explosante-fixe… by Boulez before did not make nearly as great an impression on me, but it was, in a sense, a precursor to the start-big-end-small structure of Dystopia. It was nothing but noise to begin with, which gradually petered down to understandable snippets of memories? emotions? Glimpses of the goings on of a dimly-lit room through the flash of a camera. Or some random crap like that.

Although I am not the most enthusiastic person when it comes to modern compositions, these two concerts helped me realise that the noisy soundscapes that are more or less expected of modern composers can be enjoyable too. Critically, a glass of wine prior to listening should be consumed. Furthermore, one should derive much enjoyment and amusement from the flowery and overly intellectual description of the music in the program notes. But most importantly, one should attend the pre-concert talks, where someone knowledgable, and hopefully also possessing a sense of humour, will explain what the crap you’re about to hear is really all about.

Winter is upon us

It rained two days ago. The ambient temperature plummeted to 15ºC. The dog was found shivering in our bedroom, whining from the thunderous sound of rain falling on the roof. I didn’t have to water my plants. There were puddles of dirty water on every street corner. On the basis of these meteorological phenomena, one could say winter had arrived in the desert that is LaLaLand.

Further proof that winter was truly upon us was the sighting of woolen overcoats, hats and scarves on campus. Soft sassenachs…

And if you were in any doubt that winter had finally arrived, such hesitation would be instantly dispelled by the icicles hanging off most house roofs. Hold on. Icicles? In Southern California? Nah, just these1.

It’s sad that “winter” is here without first going through autumn. The foliage outside our front door is still green. The tomatoes are continuing to flourish. And the azaleas have gone mental and produced several weeks worth of flowers.

Ah well. Back to summer next week with temperatures in the mid-20s.



1 While I can just about stand “white” icicles on every house in the desert, it’s the multi-coloured monstrosities that make me gag. Is there even such a thing as tasteful multi-coloured christmas lights? Euch.

Black Watch

It was moving. Shocking. Gripping. And emotionally draining.

The National Theatre of Scotland brought their production of Black Watch to Los Angeles this month. 1. There wasn’t a chance in hell that I was going to miss it. And I dragged P along so he didn’t have to be the only Perthshire accent on campus for once.

Black Watch is a masterfully crafted piece of theatre. You’re sucked in instantly: fascinated by the potty-mouthed neddish lads and their casual sexism and sexual harassment. But they soon become more than stereotypical soldier-types. The playwright, Gregory Burke, didn’t feel the need to throw in the usual human-interest wife and kids angle to get us to see these guys as fellow human beings. None of the crap that the Sun and its like put out whenever they run those “our lads in Iraq” pieces. There’s not much point in putting in some spoiler space here. After all, this is inspired by recent history. There’s no need to explain to you that the media interest in the Black Watch started with the poor timing of the announcement of their regiment’s disbandment, which coincided with its deployment in Falluja. Poor PR by Her Majesty’s government on the one hand, but without which the world would be poorer by an excellent play. If anything, the loss of the Black Watch as an independent regiment has given us the chance to hear the collective voice of the soldiers who were interviewed for this to happen.

Political statements aside, the direction was superb. The choreography was unexpected and the fighting in balletic fashion somehow made it all the more poignant without romanticising the aggression. The physical nature of the acting somehow brought home the realisation that these are people who live their lives through brawn.

Among the reviews posted on the UCLA page and echoed elsewhere on the interwebs, there are opinions that viewing Black Watch should be compulsory. I would add my voice to this. It not only helps you start to understand why some men/women (but mostly men) enlist, but also some of the disillusionment that they must feel. As said several times in different ways, the “Allied” forces in Iraq had already “won” the “war”. It’s the peacekeeping that’s killing everyone now.

Funniest line of the night: [Description of what life in mortar-filled Iraq is like] “It’s like Perth Road [in Dundee] on a Saturday night.”

Slightly awkward moment in a mainly American audience: [When the squad was ambushed and stranded] “If we were Americans, we’d have been fucking airlifted out by now.”

1 And they’re taking it to New York after this weekend. Where it joins their production of Wolves in the Walls, which is as opposite a piece of theatre as I can imagine. Not that I wouldn’t enjoy it; being based on a Gaiman and McKean collaboration.