I am a self-confessed billion monkey* (via). Even worse, I am a billion monkey who snaps her monkey nuts before she eats them. See the other very crappy results of my billion monkey machine here.
Incidentally, I know a Real PhotographerTM who enjoys a spot of self photo-ing.
1That means there are 6 more of me on this planet; if one of you reads this, get in touch. Starting to feel like I’ve been spread too thin.
akatsuki ra-ra-ra 
Make that 7 mate! š
ahh… Your photos look fantastic; don’t think you’re a mere monkey like us proles…