Q: When you go on a trip away from your family, do you:
- call when you get to your destination;
- run to the nearest phone box and pick up some local “business” cards;
- switch the phone off at the airport and leave it off for the duration of the trip; or
- hire a canoe and lay low for 5 years.
akatsuki ra-ra-ra 
cheeses, how much did they hate/not care about their kids?
on the other hand, if you’re going to scam an insurance company, i guess you’d want to leave the kids out of it.