From BBC news: Campaign to reduce cyclist deaths. “We will have officers out at various cycle routes across the city over the next two weeks who will be speaking to cyclists about road safety issues and ensuring they are not breaking the law.” –Superintendent Colin McNeill, Lothian and Borders Police How about targeting motorists and […]
From BBC news: Scotland wins something (via curious hamster).
Rupert Murdoch is a long streak of piss.
From BBC News Video and Audio: Galloway vs Hitchens. Eh, what fun. Skipping sideways for a moment, I thought for a second that I’d met GG last week at the airport in Dyce, but probably not. I’m not very good at recognising people I don’t know personally. And I worry constantly that I won’t recognise […]
From BBC news: Merkel ahead in tight German vote. Another suitcase in another hall; take the pictures off another wall; Where is Germany going to? Don’t ask anymore. Apologies for bursting into bad ALW music… What on earth are the Germans going to do now? I’m guessing a “grand coalition” is a euphemism for a […]
From the Guardian: Mandelson’s textiles U-turn Honestly! “Rationing”? When did clothes become one of life’s essentials? And if we’re talking about clothes from China, 1. they’ve probably been made by poorly paid, badly treated workers, and 2. they’re probably more tat that we would do well to stop buying. Who’s been twisting Mandy’s arm anyway?
From BBC news: Liverpool play Owen waiting game Benitez doesn’t want him. And I don’t want him back either. He might be a good Shearer replacement for Newcastle Comedy Club (trademark the folk who write The Fiver at the Guardian) though.
From BBC news: Hoon ponders new passport checks (via curious hamster). Lordy lord. What now? Will the UK be turned into a police state? Will all inhabitants be microchipped/tagged? My experience with the US Dept of Homeland Security’s OTT measures has not been good so far, what with being stopped at the check-in gate in […]
Minor panic about brother’s safety over. But wtf is this all about, like? Looks like I’m going to owe someone a paperback.
nosemonkey is right. Cunting bastards. Copycat? Wannabe? Piss off, you wanker.
akatsuki ra-ra-ra 