An article in the Torygraph today reminded me of a nickname I was given at school following a track & field try-out. All the kids were shown the proper way to perform the approach, take-off and flight. I paid due attention to the Phys Ed teacher (ie none). My approach was fine, and so was take-off. It was the flight aspect that eluded me. Instead of flopping over the bar in the usual fashion, I pulled my legs into a cross-legged sitting position to clear the pole, and ended up on the mat, sat like a Buddha. It was henceforth known as doing a Buddha Jumps over the Wall.
Have to shift butt in a month
After a short wait, I’m one step closer to moving. Due to time restrictions on the visa’s validity, I will have to be in LA by the end of June. Things are hotting up now…
Political map of the UK
One thing this election has shown me is the validity of the SNP’s argument for independence. The map is very blue down England-way, with the exception of the South West (Cornwall) and a few Uni towns (e.g. Southampton) being quite orange. So, if PR is brought in to the benefit of the Tories, as Jarndyce suggests, Scotland should offer to cut off the South West and float it up to the North East of Scotland (it’ll just fit inside the Moray Firth… checked it on the atlas). Only problem with that, is the Cornish may object to the cold, wet, windy, non-surfing weather up that way…
Also, speaking of political maps, that was the ONLY phrase that stopped me from completing my Times ‘Team Churchill’ bingo card. And that was the only card of the 4 that came anywhere close to completion. Admittedly, Team Thatcher and Disraeli retired around 2am, and Team Churchill and Attlee was reading and amusing herself in other ways until 5am, and so may have missed a few words. Some phrases I was pretty sure didn’t crop up on BBC’s Dimbleby/Paxman coverage: “Blair babes”, “leadership race”, “are you thinking what i’m thinking”, “the removal vans”, “hard-working families”, “dog whistle”, “the real story”. Quite a few of those were used intensively during the campaigns, but weren’t used by the pundits on polling day. I noted a few key phrases that they should have put on: “real alternative”, “and on that note”, “down on the floor”, “presidential”, “liability”, “wobble”, “historic third term”. That final one I’m sick of already.
09 May ’05 edit: There’s another coloured map; much better with shading. I yap about it here.
Chiles and Strachan as the new Llewelyn-Bowens?
Hilarious! I just witnessed Adrian Chiles and Gordon Strachan complaining about their new slippery sofa. Were they on MOTD or Changing Rooms? What is the world coming to? Football pundits crossing over to interior decoration…
No haar without
Spent a pleasant afternoon sunning ourselves and reading the Sunday papers in the Botanics. Reading about the Cabinet reshuffle and ever-present Blair/Brown divide was depressing. It’s almost as if there was no election, and it’s business as usual. Scrapping behind the scenes. Blair as bullish as ever, and misinterpreting the message voters were sending (deliberately, I think). The thing that worried me most was in an article by Margaret Hodge (If Labour doesn’t listen to its heartland voters, it will lose them). She highlights the antipathy that white Barking residents feel to migrants, whether they were economic or asylum-seeking immigrants. Their main objection seemed to be against migrants’ different cultures. It’s not the Tories that are being let in through the back door, it’s the BNP, who received 17% of the votes in Barking. Why do they fear a multicultural society? How valid is their fear that migrants will take their jobs or claim their share of welfare benefits or get priority for council housing? Wouldn’t publication of a breakdown of who gets what by local councils show them just how unjustified these fears are?
To cheer myself up, I photographed some flowers, most of which come from foreign climes. Do the British know that most of the plants they love so much come from elsewhere? Does it stop them from buying these foreigners in B&Q and Homebase? Or from letting such interlopers into their homes? No, because they’re beautiful. If only the British loved other people as much as they love their gardens.
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I need a new team
I’m not talking about it. Some choice words from the Beeb: “packed their midfield”, “poverty of their play”, “insipid”, and “stumbled to an 11th defeat away from home”. And some of mine: “4-5-1”, “that’ll never win the match”, and “how far down are you taking us?@!”.
Technorati tag: liverpoolfc.
Bad wolf
“Bad wolf” was mentioned again on tonight’s episode of Doctor Who. The first time I remember hearing it was in the third episode, The Unquiet Dead, when Gwyneth tells Rose she sees a “big bad wolf” just as the Doctor walks in to the scullery. In the following episode, Aliens of London, some kid on the estate sprayed “BAD WOLF” graffiti on the Tardis. And in tonight’s episode, The Long Game, someone (I think it was Cathica) mentions “bad wolf” again (Bad Wolf TV). I missed references from the other episodes, but came across a comprehensive list on Scott’s Place (while browsing through Flickr and looking for examples of moblogging…).
Apparently, there might be some denouement in the 12th episode, entitled “Bad Wolf”. Don’t miss it. As for the image on the right, it’s a crop of a screen capture of BBC’s main Doctor Who site. When you mouse over the bottom right-hand corner, a red tinged image of a dog appears, and if you click on it, “badwolf” appears. Hadn’t noticed that before. I’m also enjoying the Who is Doctor Who? site. I especially love the ‘sightings’ (click on the “Contact the webmaster” link). It has the feel of those fan forums which list the sightings of their favourite celebrity. I wholly approve of the way my licence fee is being spent.
09 May ’05 edit: Possible annotation for The Long Game. When Cathica gets spiked, is that a reference to the way newspaper editors “spike” (kill) articles? It’s just something I remember coming across on alt.fan.pratchett, as an annotation to The Truth. In that instance, the spike is in it’s physical state, not just jargon. This may refer to the Editor keeping stories suppressed by removing suspicions from his journalists’ minds. Of course, closer to home, in neuroscience, a spike refers to action potential that relays a signal along an axon, and thus refer to the process by which information is spiked into Cathica’s brain.
Peach frangipane flan
We bought some peaches on the way home from the Andy Warhol exhibition last weekend, and they felt just about ripe enough today. But instead of eating these juicy peaches raw, I thought could try a frangipane flan, similar to one K&M made for us a couple of Saturdays ago. I couldn’t find a frangipane recipe in any of my many cookbooks, so checked out BBC’s food pages. I don’t usually rely on Ready Steady Cook baking recipes, as they’re not as precise enough to be repeatable, but I thought I’d just give this a try ‘cos I wasn’t planning on making the frangipane hold any weight. I tripled the recipe, but had quite a bit left over, so mixed up the leftover with a handful of our blackcurrant crop from last year and baked that in ramekins. My rigged recipe for just enough frangipane for a 9″ flan dish follows.
Ingredients:
- 110g butter
- 4 tbsp caster sugar
- 200g ground almonds
- 4 tbsp self-raising flour
- 2 eggs
- 5 peaches, halved and stoned
- shortcrust pastry (shop-bought pre-rolled, poor quality, but convenient)
Method:
- Roll out the shortcrust pastry onto a flan dish and press into the sides. Cut off excess pastry.
- Cut a circle of baking parchment (I use some pre-cut silicone circles from Lakeland Limited), and pour in some dried beans (like adukis or peas). Bake blind for 15 min in a 180 degC oven.
- Allow the pastry to cool a little, remove the beans and circle, prick the bottom of the pastry and bake for another 10-15 min.
- While the pastry is baking, make up the frangipane. Cream the butter and sugar. Then add the ground almonds and flour in small batches. Stir well, then beat in the eggs, one at a time.
- Spread the frangipane on the pastry, then embed the halved peaches, round side down, in the frangipane.
- Bake for 40-50 min in a 180 degC oven. (The blackcurrant frangipane ramekins took about 20 min. Just watch for the frangipane rising and turning golden brown.)
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| Peach frangipane tart | Baked for a bit too long | Blackcurrant frangipane | Baked ramekins |
The blackcurrant frangipane was a bit on the tart side, and could probably have done with a touch more sugar. What pigs we are… We now have a whole peach flan and 2 other ramekins to scoff. What are the chances of finishing them off by the end of the weekend?
08 May ’05 edit: The peach flan has a bit too much frangipane, and not enough peach. Probably best to smear a centimetre or two, rather than the four or five that I used in the flan. I’d also squeeze another peach on somehow next time.
Technorati tags: flan, frangipane, peach, recipe.
Big Cup saga
Many thanks to the Fiver for their in-depth research (aka googling) on the Liverpool-Champions League saga. The full text from Friday’s (6 May ’05) Fiver email follows. (Please excuse the slightly barmy language. They have a somewhat different audience from the regular Guardian readers.)
COULD LIVERPOOL STILL PLAY IN BIG CUP?
Let’s be honest: if you took all the tramps, wastrels and bums that
loiter around Soho Square, sponged down their Tin-stained suits, and
gave them high-paying jobs at the FA, their decision-making couldn’t
be much worse than the current lot. And they might end up with less
egg and/or secretaries on their faces too.Exhibit of FA incompetence No32371: having decreed yesterday that
Liverpool must finish fourth to qualify for next year’s tournament,
they forgot this contradicted a statement on their own website from
March 10 2004. “Should Arsenal or Chelsea win [Big Cup], they will
automatically qualify for next season’s competition, but England will
not gain an extra [Big Cup] place, even if they finish outside of the
top four in the Premiership,” it read. “In that scenario, the
fourth-placed team in the Premiership will play in next season’s Euro
Vase.”Not surprisingly, the page was hastily removed by a Monster
Munch-eating FA techie (although thanks to the marvels of google it
can be viewed here).Meanwhile, when contacted by the Fiver at 11am this morning, the FA
said it would shortly be making a statement. Five hours later, we’re
still waiting.Of course when it comes to bureaucratic bungling, Uefa isn’t much
better. For article 1.03 of their Big Cup regulations seems to
suggest that Liverpool could be entitled to play in next season’s
competition if they beat AC Milan and finish fifth or sixth in the
Premiership. Or at least the Fiver thinks it does.It reads: “At the request of the national association concerned, [Big
Cup] title-holders may be entered for this competition, as an
additional representative of that association, if they have not
qualified for [Big Cup] via the top domestic league championship.“If, in such a case, the title-holders come from an association
entitled to enter four teams for Big Cup, the fourth-placed club in
the top domestic league championship has to be entered for [Euro
Vase].”Admittedly, Uefa’s wording is nearly as woolly as a row of sheep at a
Liberal Democrat party conference, but you can imagine Liverpool’s
lawyers having a field day. “This could open a real can of worms,”
one legal expert told the Fiver, something we would venture to
suggest happened a long time ago.Story attributed to Sean Ingle and Barry Glendenning.
What a mess.
And in other sour grapes news, Arsene Wenger has been sounding off against the Reds. While I agree with him that a team good enough to be in the Champions League final should also be good enough to finish in the top four of their local league, I think he’s a bit green-eyed in saying this:
“The European Cup has been a complete cup competition – like Millwall reaching the FA Cup final – and maybe we will have Coventry in next year’s final.”
“It has convinced me even more that you cannot make a priority of the Champions League. It has to be the Premiership.
“In the championship you have to be consistent and that is a real reflection of your consistency in a season.”
Just ‘cos you’re having a bad year Arsene-11-points-behind-Chelsea, is no reason to let loose with the verbal diarrhoea.
Technorati tags: liverpoolfc, sourgrapes.
Crab and courgette gratin
Bought some lumaconi pasta from Sainsbury’s last week. It’s a rather large pasta, perfect for stuffing. We thought the recipe on the back of the packet sounded better than usual, and tried it out. The recipe suggested using broccoli florets, but we haven’t had any in the last couple of veg boxes, so used courgettes instead. The first time I cooked this, I added a handful of toasted pine nuts to the mix, but P forgot to do that tonight. I think a touch of toasted nut adds a bit of texture and contrast to the smooth crab/mascarpone. Here’s my version of the recipe.
Ingredients:
- 10-12 pieces of lumaconi pasta, cooked for 12 min and drained
- 1 tin of white crab meat (~170g)
- half a small tub of mascarpone (~125g)
- 1-2 courgettes, cut into small chunks
- handful of toasted pine nuts (~100g or more… I like my nuts)
- 1 tbsp of chives, chopped
- a few tomatoes, either to stuff or as garnish
- shavings of parmigiano reggiano (parmesan)
Method:
- Mix the crab meat, mascarpone, nuts and chives in a bowl. You can mix in the courgettes and tomatoes in at this stage as well, but it’s easier to portion out the veggies fairly on their own.
- Stuff the lumaconi and shave some parmigiano on top. (We’ve finished our massive chunk from V&C, so had to do without.)
- Bake in a 180 degC oven for half an hour, or until the mixture is warmed through and the cheese starts to brown slightly.
We found that however gently we simmered the lumaconi, a few pieces fell apart every time. So cook a few extra just in case. What we did to salvage the situation was layer the larger bits with crab mix in a ramekin, kinda like a mini lasagne.
We’re also trying to get through our small wine cellar (really a cheap plastic wine rack plus the bottles from Virgin Wines that couldn’t fit in). We’ve been looking foward to our final bottle of Cairn O’ Mohr: the elderberry one. It’s a very pleasant, if slightly sweet, wine. They describe it on the label as port-like. That’s a pretty accurate description. But I’d probably call it “port-light”. 😉
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