Reds? What reds? Do we care anymore?

So, I don’t really care that much anymore1, but enough to look for some coverage that doesn’t involve having to refresh the BBC or Guardian pages every few minutes. Now, we can’t get Five Live over the internet (outside the UK) when they have live commentary because of the whole licence fee issue. For previous events, like the Six Nations, we’ve managed to get round it by listening to the relevant local station (like Radio Scotland, Wales or NI). This time, a quick try of Radio Merseyside was unsuccessful. That loophole has been closed. 😦

But without meaning to spoil the field for the future, I’ve found radio coverage! I’m not telling you where… Keeping shtum.

1 I am still interested. I may not care either way regarding the results, but I still want to follow good fitba.

2 just as well we follow Scotland then, eh?

meh…

LFC in Athens? If I cared anymore, I would be excited. But since their ill-advised purchase on the back of a loan, which they will have to service forevermore or collapse, my interest has waned. Once upon a time, I would have downed tools just to watch the game. Then again, the game would have been at a reasonable hour and not in the middle of my work day. And back in the day, LFC’s stablemates wouldn’t have been a NHL team.

Right now, without a TV and bereft of Five Live, we get all the footie highlights we need from youtube. And I must confess that I really don’t miss it all that much. It’s gotten stale for me. It’s not so exciting when you already know the score1. And the last World Cup really killed it for us. What joy in watching a game where cheats and actors flourish? And apart from the tawdry purchase of LFC, Benitez has turned a team full of potential2 into a collection of talentless oafs who play uninspired football. In fact, they may as well play American football because I just don’t care anymore.

I find myself these days spending more time discussing the woes of Gretna Green and their struggle to comply with the SPL mafia than discussing the glorification of Liverpool. P goes through phases of being dejected by Dundee United’s lack of spark, but he remains loyal. Is that the mark of a true fan? A local fan? Did I choose my team badly, not having lived in Liverpool? Does it count that they were the first team to inspire my interest in football? What does it all mean when you stop caring about your team, even if they are about to play in their second Champions League final in 2 years? Am I a bad fan? My blades no longer turn for my team.

What do you call an anti-glory seeker? ‘Cos that’s what I want to be.

1 Which is almost always the case here, always waking up after the weekend games are over.

2 I am, of course, somewhat biased.

Step right up; predict a promoter and win…

Win what? Well, nothing more than a few months of hard work, hopefully followed by a nice wee paper…

We’re in the mood for science on akatsuki talks rot. Perhaps this has come about since I’ve acknowledged that I will always be a mediocre blogger, but I could become a better science communicator if I practice writing about things I work on more. And all that stuff about the bloody Viagra-jet lag story (and the media coverage of it) made me realise there is a middle-ground for scientists in the know to discuss hot topics without resorting to the extremes of technobabble (which we’re used to applying in our daily work) nor the overly condensed data-free reportage by the media.1

I’ve toyed with the thought of using this blog to practice writing mini-reviews of interesting published scientific studies, but have been to lazy to date. This may continue, or it may not. But given that nobody actually reads this crap, it doesn’t matter. (Hi P! You still reading this surreptitiously? I have a site counter, you know…)

At any rate, since my laptops have a tendency to die after a few years, and I’m not very good at backing up non-essential data, here follows an email I spent a good 15-20 minutes on this evening to a colleague. I think I was being Ms Good Postdoc, but I often fear that I don’t give good advice. Time will tell.

The premise: a friend of a colleague needed a starting point for a promoter assay s/he is planning.

My reply to the request, slightly edited:

Hi [colleague],

There are several approaches to finding the promoter of a gene. The
first would be to do a quick literature search to see if anyone has
already determined the components of that gene’s promoter.

If not, the second approach would be to retrieve the gene information
from a genomic database (like Ensembl or the UCSC genome browser). These two sites are
particularly useful because they allow very quick and easy comparisons
across species (e.g. human/mouse/rat/fish). Such comparisons often show
what sequence is most conserved: usually the exons and any regulatory
elements that are essential (like promoter elements). This only works
some of the time and will only highlight very conserved regions. There
will be species-specific differences in promoter sequence.

The third, slightly more laborious approach, is to take several
kilobases of sequence upstream of the first known exon and perform a
promoter prediction. This has become relatively easy on the internet. A
quick Google search found these possibilities.

Of course, the difficulty is in choosing one. I cannot recommend one
over the other because I haven’t tested them myself. There is one
particular site I know of that is quite easy to use: Promoter 2 prediction. It looks for known promoter motifs based on already studied PolII promoters.

After that, your friend will have to make the decision of how much of
the promoter to clone, and how many different construct lengths he/she
wants to try. I guess it will also depend on the restriction sites
available in the sequence and how big the sequence is.

As for getting the DNA, it can either be cloned by PCR if it’s very
small (around 10kb), or it can be “cut” out of a BAC (bacterial
artificial chromosome) or PAC or cosmid (large-capacity plasmid) that
already contains the genomic region (can be bought from places like the
BAC/PAC resource or Invitrogen or Roswell depending on species). The restriction digest method is preferred because it will have no additional errors, and it is also easier to change the length of the promoter region by choosing different restriction enzymes. Some people even use the entire BAC and make small deletions to eliminate predicted regulatory elements.

I hope this is will be helpful in getting your friend started. The real
difficulty will be making the construct and testing it; I wish your
friend the very best of luck with this!

After sending it, I read what I wrote2 and thought: goddamit, it’s all too simplistic. They probably already know all this crap and were probably looking for something concrete. Like a real protocol. Unfortunately, for this and quite a lot of the other molecular biology I do, I do it on the hoof. At some point in the last 10 years, I followed somebody else’s protocol (usually the postgrad/postdoc/technician I was asking advice from at the time). Then found alternatives, some of which I now use routinely, some of which I was too lazy to follow-up. Then I switched specialities. Twice. Now, I am used as a mol bio repository by my (ex-)lab. They sometimes even think of me as an expert. But a real expert wouldn’t feel so fraudulent in giving advice, would she? Self-doubt creeps in… Oh what if I’ve screwed up somebody’s project giving bad advice?

1 I’m in no way implying real media gets it wrong (although some, like the gawd-awful Daily Mail, get it wrong and deliberately so!); just that they make the assumption that folk just want the headlines. Which may be true. But not this particular folk or her ilk.

2 And after writing this post, I read it and thought: WTH? Why can’t you stay on topic? I give up. It’s time for dinner.

No sex to have babies? We all want some of that!1

While I’m in a mini talk-about-science mode, have a look at the female hammerhead who didn’t need a male (Is anyone else bothered by the way these news articles never provide a link to the scientific article being quoted? I’ve had a cursory look at Biology Letters and can’t find it. This bugs me because I can’t accept it on the word of a journalist; I need to see the data. And I’ll forget by tomorrow to have a look for the published article again.)

Parthenogenesis, the somewhat sci-fi process of asexual reproduction, even in vertebrates doesn’t particularly surprise me2. What does surprise me is that they didn’t ask DTB for a quote3

1 Or is it the other way round?

2 But it makes me think again of why we (as in the generic we) evolved to require sexual reproduction, why parthogenesis doesn’t happen more often, and what have those “Red Queen” proponents been up?

3 For P’s benefit…

Viagra enhances… jet-lag recovery

BBC picks up on the hot jet-lag study of the day: Sildenafil accelerates reentrainment of circadian rhythms after advancing light schedules, PNAS U S A, 2007.

Some initial thoughts:

  • It’s not so much that Viagra, saviour of many a marriage, is the new wonder-drug that will eradicate jet-lag a la melatonin, but that it works via a pathway already known to have an effect on jet-lag.
  • Viagra works through the NO/cGMP/PKG signalling pathway (explanations may follow if I can be bothered)
  • At least one component of this pathway, protein kinase G (PKG), has previously been shown to modulate the “speed” of reentrainment1 (aka switch to new timezone). Update: The same group has shown the involvement of the pathway in phase shifts before too, but I was being lazy earlier.
  • Work has probably already been done on this, but this is a nice example of the difference between phase advance (flying east) and phase delay (flying west) mechanisms. (Sildenafil appears to shorten the time it takes to adapt to flying east)
  • Does the media have someone sit by PubMed and trawl through it for interesting stories2?
  • Why can’t I think of cool experiments like this?3

Maybe more on this later. While the world gets excited by yet another use of the blue pill, I still have to ask people for money to fund my somewhat less titillating work. Hmm… Maybe I can incorporate this into my grant application. But somehow, I think jumping on the bandwagon will not go down so well. If only I could think of a clever selling ploy to convince reviewers of the importance of my work4.

1 This is just one of many examples; I’m too lazy to dig them all up right now.

2 For interesting, read: involving sex, drugs and rock and roll. Titillation galore!

3 Well, the thought struck me when I read a colleague’s paper on our common model and he mentioned how Viagra worked via the same pathway as the molecule we work on. But I didn’t act on it because… I am not as inspired as these clever folk down South.

4 It’s perhaps not commonly known (or rather, I didn’t know this when I was a lot younger and a lot more naive) that scientists also have to be good salespersons. It’s obvious once you get to the post-graduate level (or before if you’re somewhat less cossetted), but the more I get into this, the more I wonder about whether the amount of bullshitting that is done is actually detrimental to the science (even though it is currently the default; no bullshit, no funding). But this mini-rant deserves a full post at some point. Not now. Not until I’ve finished prostituting my work.

Build him up, tear him down

Amongst the acres of hagiography written about our departing Prime Minister a number of glaring inconsistencies leap out…
[snip]
Blair leaves at a time not of his choosing – an even more detested in Britain than his mentor Margaret Thatcher—officially the most hated prime minister in recent history.
–Gus of 1820.org.uk

d’accord.

blame your choice of holidays

…on some new religion that he found
they didn’t know his faith was earthly bound
Mika, Billy Brown|Life in Cartoon

is it wrong to really like such a frivolous album? the mood and melodies may seem frivolous, but the lyrics belie the deep wounds the writer must have borne at some time.

i love the vocal acrobatics, the use of many many voices. but honestly, there are only 2-3 songs that make it out of the album and onto the ipod.